Lets face it, you don't really need a slip. Most of the time you wear either a tight top and a short skirt, or a French maid uniform with a corset and petticoat.

You also don't really need a gorgeous, silky little black dress and ten pairs of high heels. Or the Mercedes you just bought. Or the Boston Whaler that is now sitting on blocks at the marina. Or that second lobster because the first was probably the best one you've eaten in your entire life.

Yes, there are a lot of things in life you could probably do without, but whats the point of that? Are you some kind of monk living on a mountaintop, shunning all worldly possessions and trying to find enlightenment?

I'm guessing no, not with ten pairs of high heels, a Mercedes and an awesome fishing boat.

Rationalization can be a wonderful thing.

So now that you see the futility of denying yourself little pleasures that make you happy, may I suggest this Stephanie see-through Slip. It comes in small, medium, large, extra large, extra extra large (if you went for the second lobster) as well as custom sizes to fit you just right.

Did I mention that you can get it in three colors and two different trim colors?

Lets see now, the black to go with the black Mercedes, the white to wear while fishing, and the pink to, uh, the pink because 3's a charm. Yeah, that's the ticket.

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